What a chill ass weekend I’ve had. It’s funny how a weekend of monotony and inactivity can rejuvenate you.  Laziness was feeding me grapes in a bikini while I relaxed on my couch noshing on faux-beef fajitas and sippin’ on soda pop.  After catching an episode of Entourage on HBO this past Friday, I figured [...]

For the time being, I’ve retired the title “The Beast” and have officially dubbed Adam Richman of the Travel Channel’s gluttonous show “Man v. Food” as “The Beast”.  They should rename the show to The BEAST v. Food – because that is exactly what it is. The show is about a normal guy who travels [...]

Yo yo yo…just when you thought that I went permanently AWOL….I’M BACK!!! I was able to miraculously avoid posting a unsavory squadoosh in the post department last month (I somehow ended up writing 1 post).  December was quite a hectic couple of fortnights.  I broke my pledge of allegiance to this blog.  I neglected it…but [...]