Entries for October, 2008

Disgusta 11:50pm

Halloween here is POPPIN…although, 80′s night? So-so.. I saw someone dressed up as a toilet…that was the SHIT! What did we dress up as? Cowboy (me), scream (anjal and the hamster), jose el plumber (ashish), death (celibate mike)… More later as we bar/club/house party hop…

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Do Not Pass GO, Go Directly to JAILbreak

A few folks have requested that I write a how-to of sorts detailing jailbreaking (or hacking) the iPhone 3G (it is an identical process for the iPod Touch also). I have had my jailbroken iPhone for a week now and dread the day I have to restore back to manufacturer defaults (this is needed when [...]

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These Things Matter

Another trip taken, another one concluded. All of my trips to The Fat Apple have been memorable, but this one seems to have been moreso than others. This one was all about the cousins congregating, reminiscing, partying, and enjoying (and mischievously ridiculing) the company of one another. After our relative innocence was shattered last May, [...]

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12:39 am – Nameless Bar in Greenpoint

So…me and the cousins are at a nameless (literally) bar in the Greenpoint area of Brooklyn (where Sagar Desai Never Lies now resides). I’m sippin’ on a sufficiently satisfying Hefeweizen while my other two unsatisfied cousins sip on their disappointing Bloody Marys (negative cool points on that drink order). I CORAZON Brooklyn. It’s the only [...]

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1:27 am Midtown Manhattan

1:27 am…Le Claire Lounge…Midtown Manhattan… Brown folks…brown folks…what else can I say? Hookah lounge in Manhattan…20 percent tip included?!?! Wowsa…only in NYC…. Next door at a bar…WAY better price on drinks! 3 am…after party in Brooklyn? Maybe..vamos a ver… New York is ridiculously and unnecessarily expensive (well…Manhattan at least)…goodness gracious… Standing against the wall…chillin’..feelin’ (and [...]

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If selling out is so bad, why does it feel so DAMN good?

Months ago, I bemoaned Apple and it’s “precious” iPhone.  I dismissed any notions of this phone being a “game changer”.  A few of my close friends decided to see what all the hype is about and converted (conformed?) to the iPhone and it’s maniacal fanbase and culture. I laughed at how ridiculous they were to [...]

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Delusions of Gastronomic Grandeur

I’ve pretty much lost count as to what day of the cleanse it is. Well, I’ve completed the cleanse, so I guess there isn’t really a point of keeping track no ways, huh? Yesterday, I faced my first true test to see if my body had adjusted itself back to its normal state. I ate [...]

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Day 13 – A Salad In Chucktown, South Cackalacka

I arrived in Chucktown, South Cackalacka (Charleston, South Carolina) at around 4pm today.  From what I’ve seen so far of the city, it looks nice and reasonably populated.  There are a ton of restaurants and shops over here – this is definitely not a bumblefuck town. Today is Day 13 of the Master Cleanse.  I [...]

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Day 10 and Garba

My creaky ass went to garba last night with my brother and cousin…and suffice it to say, my old ass still got it.  Good to know the engine ain’t leaking too much oil just yet. But, I had my moments of exhaustion.  My body held up much better than I anticipated, but I had my [...]

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Day 9

Has it really been 9 days?  Do I really only have 1 day left?  At times, time seemed to pass slow, but right now, it seems to have passed rather quickly.  I will say that since Day 7 began, I’ve had about the same amount of energy as I had prior to the cleanse.  I [...]

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